Zombie Papaya Bad Hair Day
I woke up looking like a zombie—literally. The DIY papaya hair mask I'd seen on TikTok was supposed to give me "luscious, glossy hair" before the first day of sophomore year. Instead, I looked like I'd been dragged through a tropical fruit stand backward.
"Meow," said Luna, my cat, jumping onto my pillow and staring at my head like it was the most disappointing thing she'd ever witnessed.
"Shut up, Luna," I muttered, wiping sticky papaya chunks from my forehead. "This is fine. It's fine."
It was not fine. My hair had gone from mildly frizzy to complete disaster zone, and I had exactly twenty minutes before I had to catch the bus. Where was my phone? I needed to text Mia—she'd know what to do. Probably laugh, then help.
My stomach growled. I hadn't eaten because I'd spent forty-five minutes mashing papaya instead of making breakfast like a normal person.
"You're judging me," I told Luna. She licked her paw and continued staring.
The papaya incident wasn't even the real problem. The real problem was that I was starting high school in twenty minutes, and I still felt like the same awkward eighth grader who couldn't talk to boys without forgetting how words worked. Everyone else seemed to have transformed over summer—Mia had gotten contacts and learned eyeliner, Jake had grown six inches, and everyone had their friend groups figured out. Meanwhile, I was just... papaya-haired cat girl.
I washed out the mask as best I could, threw on my favorite oversized hoodie (armor, really), and grabbed Luna for one last comfort pet before heading out.
"Wish me luck, zombie cat," I whispered. She purred and rubbed against my leg, getting orange papaya residue on my jeans. Perfect.
The bus ride was terrifying. Everyone looked so confident, so grown up. I slid into an empty seat, pulling my hood up, feeling like the world's most awkward zombie—existing but not truly alive.
Then Mia sat next to me, took one look at my hair, and burst out laughing. Not mean laughter, but the kind where she couldn't breathe. "Did you try the papaya thing too?"
"Wait, you did this?"
"Last week," she said, still laughing. "I looked like I stuck my head in a smoothie for three days."
Something shifted. Maybe high school wouldn't be so scary if I had friends who'd already survived their own papaya disasters. Luna was right—I was going to be okay.