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Zombie on the Padel Court

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Maya felt like a zombie walking into her first high school padel tryout. Her older brother TJ had convinced her it would be 'lowkey chill' and 'totally beginner-friendly,' but standing there in her mismatched athletic wear while everyone else rocked coordinated outfits, she felt like she'd been catfished. Hard.

Across the court, she spotted him — the bull of Bishop High, Connor Williams. The same guy who'd made seventh-grade math feel like psychological warfare. But today, he was just another sweaty teenager in neon knee socks, awkwardly swinging his racquet like he was fighting invisible bees.

'Maya! You're up!' Coach Miller yelled, and she froze. Her brain went full spy mode — like, how much would everyone judge her if she just ninja-rolled out the exit right now?

Then she noticed something weird. Connor kept glancing at her, not with his usual mean-girl energy, but like he was genuinely nervous. His hands were shaking.

'Hey,' he mumbled when they got paired up for drills. 'Your brother's TJ, right? From the varsity team?'

'Yeah?' Maya matched his skeptical energy. 'Why?'

'Connor's face flushed pinker than his neon shirt. 'Nothing. Just... he's kind of my padel coach. At summer camp.'

Maya processed this. The school bully was secretly taking lessons from her brother? This was information she could weaponize.

'Don't worry,' she found herself saying, 'TJ's actually a solid teacher. Unlike me — I'm literally guessing at everything.'

Connor laughed, and something in his posture relaxed. 'Yeah, same. I only joined because my dad said I needed more "team sport energy" for my college applications.'

They spent the rest of practice as confused allies, bonding over being imposters in a sport everyone else seemed born to play. Maya realized the zombie feeling wasn't just her — everyone was faking it through their own awkward first experiences.

'Hey,' Connor said as they grabbed their bags, 'wanna practice tomorrow? TJ says padel is all about consistency.'

Maya smiled. 'Yeah. But just so you know — I'm still gonna tell everyone you secretly take lessons from my brother.'

'Fair enough,' he grinned. 'But I'll deny everything.'

Walking home, Maya felt less zombie, more actual human. Maybe high school wouldn't be so bad after all — especially if she could turn her biggest bull into an ally, one awkward padel session at a time.