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The Vitamin Man

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The morning light hit Arthur's bathroom mirror like an interrogation lamp. He stared at his reflection—fifty-two years old, eyes the color of weak coffee, a face that had learned to say nothing when everything was wrong.

He swallowed his daily cocktail: vitamin D for the sunlight he never saw, B-complex for energy he didn't feel, vitamin C because his mother had always insisted, and omega-3 because some article said it helped with memory. The memory of who he used to be, before everything.

Before he became a corporate spy.

The word still tasted like ash. Not the glamorous spies from films—no martini, no passport stamps, no femme fatale. Just him, Arthur, sitting in parked cars outside manufacturing plants, taking photos of waste disposal procedures, infiltrating middle management as a "process optimization consultant." The job was 90% boredom and 10% crushing moral compromise.

Today's target: Vitagen Pharmaceuticals. His client believed they were falsifying clinical data. Three weeks undercover as a quality assurance manager, and Arthur had found exactly what he was paid to find—evidence that their new miracle supplement was, at best, expensive urine. At worst, it caused liver damage in 3% of test subjects.

"It's all bull," his contact had said during their last dead drop. "The whole industry. Vitamins, supplements, wellness—it's a forty-billion-dollar shell game."

Arthur had nodded, pocketed the envelope of cash, felt the familiar sickness in his gut. He was part of the bull now. He'd left journalism—real journalism—for this. The pay was better. The principles were negotiable.

His final meeting was with Eleanor Vitagen, the CEO. She sat behind a desk that cost more than Arthur made in a year, surrounded by wellness awards and magazine covers. She was sixty, immaculate, smiling.

"You've been with us three weeks, Arthur," she said. "Do you know what I like about you?"

He waited.

"You ask the right questions. But you never push too far." She leaned forward. "My father started this company. Did you know that?"

"I didn't."

"He was a pharmacist. Believed science could help people live better lives." She stood, walked to the window. "Last year, we made two billion dollars. Two billion, Arthur. You know what our profit margin is on vitamin D? Four hundred percent."

She turned back to him, and her smile was gone.

"You're not the first spy they've sent, by the way. You're just the first one I've talked to personally." She pressed a button on her desk. "Security will escort you out. We won't press charges—I'm not vindictive. But consider this: the people who buy our vitamins? They're not looking for science. They're looking for hope."

Arthur stood. "And if it kills them?"

"Everything kills them, Arthur." She gestured to his briefcase. "That cocktail you take every morning? You think that's going to matter in the end?"

He walked out, past security, into the parking lot. The sun was bright, too bright. He got in his car, sat behind the wheel, and opened his briefcase. The evidence was there—everything he needed to bury her, bury the company, bury himself in the process.

He closed the briefcase.

Started the engine.

Drove away.

That evening, he stood at his bathroom mirror again. Opened the vitamin bottle. Shook two pills into his palm. Stared at them for a long time.

Then he swallowed them dry.