The Spy in the Corner
I became a professional spy during third period cafeteria duty. My mission: observe Maya Rivera from exactly three tables away. Technically, I was just scrolling through my iphone like everyone else, but in my head, I was gathering intel. Her laugh, her friends, the way she flicked her hair when something was actually funny versus her polite Instagram laugh.
That Tuesday, I almost blew my cover.
My mom had packed my lunch that morning — weird, since she usually forgot I existed until after 5 PM. But there it was: a spinach salad that tasted like depression and regret. I ate it anyway because that's what you do when your mom suddenly remembers you exist.
Fifth period rolled around, and I caught Maya actually looking at me in the hallway. My heart did that thing where it forgets how to work. She smiled. I smiled back, feeling like the main character in a coming-of-age movie.
Then CJ, from the varsity basketball team, leans in and whispers, "Bro, you've got massive spinach in your teeth."
I wanted to die.
But here's the thing about almost dying — you stop caring about the small stuff. I scraped the spinach out, washed my hands, and walked back to Maya, who was still waiting by her locker.
"You gonna say anything, spy?" she asked.
My stomach dropped. "You saw me watching you?"
Maya laughed — real laugh, not Instagram laugh. "Everyone watches everyone. That's literally what we do with our phones all day. At least you're honest about it."
She held out her phone. "Add your snapchat. But please brush your teeth first."
I laughed. She laughed. And just like that, I retired from the spy business. Sometimes the coolest thing you can do is just be yourself — even when you've got spinach stuck in your teeth like a total disaster.