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The Spinach Incident

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Maya's spiral curls were basically her entire personality. She'd spent forty-five minutes perfecting the bounce that morning, armed with her $45 conditioner and an unreasonable amount of hope. Today was THE day—Jordan, the cute barista from Coffee Lab, was working her shift. Maya had been low-key spying on Jordan's schedule for weeks, tracking their patterns like the FBI but with way more caffeine.

"You got this," her best friend Priya said, pushing her through the café door. "Just be your authentic self."

Maya's authentic self was currently sweating through her favorite vintage band tee. She stepped up to the counter, heart doing gymnastics.

"Hey! What can I get you?" Jordan asked, and their smile was actually unfair. Like, who gave them the right?

"Uh, vanilla latte? Please?" Maya managed, her voice cracking slightly. Smooth.

"Coming right up." Jordan turned to start the milk steamer, and Maya exhaled. She'd done it. She'd spoken to the human.

Priya elbowed her. "There's something in your—"

But it was too late. Maya caught her reflection in the pastry case glass. A giant, emerald-green piece of spinach was practically camping out in her curls, bold as life, waving hello to everyone. It must have been from lunch—why did she think eating spinach wraps before talking to her crush was a good idea?

Jordan turned back around. Their eyes went straight to the spinach situation.

"You have a little..." Jordan gestured to their own hair, grinning.

Maya wanted to dissolve. Literal evaporation. Her face burned hot enough to power a small city. This was it. This was her villain origin story. The Spinach Incident would live in infamy.

But then Jordan laughed, and it wasn't mean. It was... nice?

"Honestly, I walked around with chocolate on my forehead for like, three hours yesterday," they said. "My roommate finally told me. She's a real one."

Maya blinked. The panic in her chest loosened.

"So..." Jordan handed her the latte. "Does this mean I'll see you around?"

Maya smiled, spinach and all. "Yeah. Yeah, you will."

Outside, Priya was losing it. "Your HAIR. The SPINACH. I've been SPYING on this romance for weeks and—"

"Shut up," Maya laughed, but she couldn't stop smiling. Some days, you're the main character. Other days, you're the girl with spinach in her hair asking out the cute barista. And somehow, that was okay.