The Social Pyramid Scheme
Freshman year felt like climbing an impossible social pyramid, where popularity seemed determined by unspoken rules I couldn't quite grasp. My mom's insistence on making me take those gross horse-pill vitamins every morning didn't exactly help my confidence.
"I'm just trying to help you grow," she'd say, completely missing that my awkwardness had nothing to do with nutrition. My real problem was surviving lunch period without humiliation.
Then Leo happened. Leo with his messy dark hair that always looked perfect somehow, like he'd just rolled out of bed and decided to own it. We bonded over the school mascot—a frankly terrifying foam bear head that lived in the corner of the gym—after both of us got stuck carrying it to the pep rally.
"You know what's weird?" Leo said, somehow making the bear head look charming as he balanced it on one shoulder. "Goldfish have a five-second memory. That's basically my attention span in math class."
I laughed, surprising myself. "At least goldfish don't have to worry about the social pyramid."
Leo looked at me, really looked at me, and something shifted. "True. But they also don't get to hang out with someone who actually gets my jokes."
My hair decided that moment to frizz up spectacularly in the gym's humidity, but for once I didn't care. The vitamin pills could wait. The social pyramid could crumble for all I cared. I was busy making my own corner of high school bearable.
Maybe freshman year wouldn't be so bad after all.