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The Social Pyramid Scheme

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Maya's iPhone vibrated against her nightstand at 11:47 PM — *another* Instagram notification from the group chat that somehow thrived while normal people slept. She'd been lying awake for hours, feeling like a total zombie after three consecutive nights of procrastination-induced insomnia. Junior year was literally eating her alive.

"You coming to Kira's tomorrow?" the text read.

Maya stared at the screen, thumb hovering. Kira's parties were legendary — mainly because Kira sat at the apex of the social pyramid like she'd personally engineered the entire hierarchy. Which, honestly, she probably had. Last month, Kira had somehow managed to exile Chelsea to the outskirts of acceptable society just by *looking* at her wrong in the cafeteria.

The friend group had been acting weird lately. Maya felt like she was constantly playing spy, trying to decode who was genuinely cool with her and who was just keeping her around for homework answers. Her social anxiety had reached villain origin story levels.

Her laptop cable lay tangled on the floor, charging at a glacial pace because apparently even technology had abandoned her.

"Yeah!" she typed back, adding three exclamation points to sell the enthusiasm she definitely wasn't feeling.

The next day, Maya stood in Kira's massive backyard, nursing a lukewarm soda and watching everyone orbit around each other in carefully calculated patterns. Then she overheard something near the snack table — Kira and her inner circle, discussing something that made Maya's stomach drop.

"Maya's solid," Kira was saying. "She's not fake like the others."

Maya froze. All those months of overthinking, and she'd been worrying about literally nothing.

"Yo, Maya!" Kira called, spotting her. "We were just talking about you. Come help us with this TikTok."

She walked over, feeling something shift in her chest. Maybe the social pyramid wasn't actually a pyramid at all. Maybe it was just a bunch of awkward teenagers trying to figure out who they were, one imperfect moment at a time.

And maybe — just maybe — she didn't have to spy on her own life from the sidelines anymore.