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The Pyramid Scheme of Summer

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My hair was doing that thing again—the frizz-halo that made me look like I'd stuck a fork in an electrical outlet. I smoothed it with my sweaty palm, checking my reflection in the darkened window of the bus. Moving to a new town two weeks before sophomore year? Not exactly the villain origin story I'd pictured for myself.

At the beach bonfire that night, I spotted Taylor—she of the perfect beach waves and effortless cool—holding court in the center of a pyramid of red Solo cups. She caught me staring and beckoned me over with that orange-polished fingernail.

"Fresh meat," someone whispered. "Ready to bear witness to Taylor's recruitment speech?"

I laughed, but my stomach was doing cartwheels. Turns out, the "pyramid" wasn't cups—it was her summer business scheme. "Skin care routine," she said, dead serious. "You in?"

The next week became a blur of door-to-door sales and party-casualty meetups. My hair graduated from frizz-halo to frizz-crown as I sweated through Florida summer humidity bearing sample kits and measuring tape. But something shifted. Taylor and I spent hours between houses dissecting our divorcing parents trauma, bonding over our mutual fear of becoming our mothers.

"You know," she said, peeling an orange with practiced fingers, juice dripping down her wrist, "I never actually sell anything. This is just my excuse to escape the house."

I stared at her. "So the whole pyramid—"

"—is make-believe," she grinned. "Welcome to the club."

That night, I Facetimed my best friend back home. "You won't believe it," I said, running a hand through my still-frizzy hair. "I finally made a friend. She's teaching me that the best schemes are the ones that aren't real."

Somewhere between the orange peels and pyramid schemes, I'd stopped trying to fit in and started just being. And isn't that what growing up's supposed to feel like?