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The Pyramid Scheme

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Maya's palm was sweating as she gripped the red Solo cup. House parties weren't exactly her vibe, but Chloe had sworn this one would be chill. "Trust," she'd said, like that meant anything.

The party was already a solid 7 out of 10 on the disaster scale. Someone's dog—a chaotic golden retriever puppy—had already knocked over a lamp. The owner was too busy trying to impress everyone with his guitar skills to care.

"You gonna stand there all night?" Chloe appeared beside her, grinning like she knew something Maya didn't. "We're doing the pyramid."

"The what now?"

"The beer can pyramid in the kitchen. It's, like, a whole thing." Chloe rolled her eyes. "Come on."

Maya followed, feeling ridiculous. The kitchen island held a wobbling tower of empty cans, three levels high and looking suspiciously like it might collapse any second. A group of guys stood around it, looking way too proud of their creation.

"One more level!" someone shouted. "We're gonna need sacrifices."

Maya's phone buzzed. Jason—the guy she'd been lowkey flirting with in AP Bio for weeks—had finally texted back. Her heart did that annoying fluttery thing as she opened it.

"hey at this party nd keep thinking about that goldfish we had to dissect in lab today. u looked like u were gonna cry lmao"

She stared at her screen. That was it? That was the text she'd been refreshing to see all day?

"You good?" Chloe asked. "You look like you just saw a ghost. Or remembered you have homework."

"I'm fine," Maya said, but her voice came out weirdly tight. "Just... realizing some stuff."

Like how Jason had watched her practically hyperventilate over a preserved fish and somehow found it funny enough to bring up three days later. Like how she was standing in a stranger's kitchen watching strangers construct a pyramid out of beer cans while her crush roasted her via text message.

The retriever puppy bounded into the kitchen, jumped up, and—

CRASH.

Cans everywhere. The pyramid collapsed in spectacular fashion, raining aluminum on the tile floor. The guys groaned. Chloe burst out laughing. And Maya?

Maya started laughing too. Not because it was that funny, but because sometimes you just gotta embrace the chaos.

"You know what?" she said to Chloe, finally feeling the tension in her shoulders relax. "This actually kinda slaps."

"Right?" Chloe winked. "Told you this party would be legendary."

Outside, the sky was turning that perfect orange that only happens right before sunset, the kind that makes everything feel possible. Maya typed back to Jason: "lol u wish u were as brave as me. next time ur dissecting it."

Then she put her phone in her pocket and grabbed a fresh can of soda. Some nights, you just gotta let the pyramids fall and see what happens next.