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The Pyramid Scheme

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Maya's palms were sweating — gross, actually sweating — as she stood before the social pyramid of Lincoln High. The cafeteria had invisible tiers. Bottom floor: freshmen and theatre kids. Second floor: band nerds and AP students. Top: the varsity crowd, presided over by Skylar, who'd earned the nickname Sphinx because she'd silently decide your social fate with one look.

"You look like a zombie," Chloe whispered, sliding into the seat beside her. "Did you study at all for Woods' test?"

"Dude, I was up till 2 AM," Maya groaned, resting her head on the table. "My brain is literally mush. If I fail this, my mom will ground me until I'm thirty."

"At least you're not sitting with Fox," Chloe nodded toward the corner, where Fox Harlan — the transfer student who'd somehow collected a friend group like Pokémon cards in two weeks — held court. Fox wasn't even that cool. They just had this thing, this energy, like they'd cracked some cosmic joke everyone else was missing.

Fox caught Maya's eye and actually smiled. Not the fake smile everyone used. A real one.

"No way," Chloe hissed. "Did that just happen?"

Maya's heart did something stupid and fluttery. She'd been crushing on Fox since they'd accidentally bumped into each other by the lockers, and Fox had made some dorky pun about Maya's dropped books "spilling the tea."

Fox walked over, all casual confidence. "Hey. You doing Woods' review session after school?"

"Uh, yeah?"

"Cool. Me too." Fox leaned in closer. "Between us, I think this whole school thing is a pyramid scheme. We're literally paying to be stressed."

Maya laughed before she could stop herself. It was such a dumb joke, but Fox said it with this sideways grin like they knew exactly how ridiculous it sounded.

"Anyway," Fox said, "I found this study spot behind the gym. Nobody knows about it. Well, except us now."

The Sphinx herself, Skylar, walked by and paused. Her gaze flicked from Fox to Maya, assessing. Then she kept walking.

"You survived,", Fox whispered. "Welcome to the resistance."

Maybe the cafeteria wasn't a pyramid at all. Maybe you could just... sit wherever you wanted.

"So," Fox said, "study session? I'll bring snacks. My treat."

Maya's palms weren't sweating anymore. "I'm in."

Sometimes the best schemes were the ones that weren't schemes at all.