The Party Crasher's Guide to Not Existing
Maya's hand shook as she gripped her iphone, the screen illuminating her desperation in the darkened bedroom. Thirteen unread messages from Emma. Are you coming? Everyone's asking. Maya wasn't coming. Maya was decidedly, catastrophically not coming to the biggest party of sophomore year. Her mother had discovered the half-empty vodka bottle under Maya's bed—honestly, a mistake she'd never even actually drank from—and now she was grounded until basically college.
But then she saw it: Emma's instagram story. A grainy photo of Jake—the Jake, whose hair fell across one eye like he was constantly peering through a curtain—standing near the backyard fence. And there, behind him, a flash of rusty red fur darting between the bushes. A fox. In suburban Oakhaven. Something about that random, beautiful impossibility cracked something open in her chest.
Maya grabbed her sneakers and climbed out the window, because sometimes being fifteen meant making choices that were objectively stupid but felt somehow essential. She crept through backyards, guided by distant bass thrumming through the night air, until she reached the edge of Emma's property. There, chained to a tree, sat Buster—the world's most ancient golden retriever, belonging to Emma's neighbor, Mr. Henderson. Buster, who had once ruined her eighth birthday by eating an entire cake. Buster, whose soulful eyes seemed to say, I know I'm the worst, but also, could you please help me?
"You're not going to believe this," a voice whispered.
Maya jumped. It was Leo, the quiet kid from her English class, sitting cross-legged in the grass, cradling a plastic bowl. In it swam a single, bewildered goldfish.
"Is that... is that a party favor?" Maya asked.
"Chad dared me to steal it from the tank inside," Leo said, like this explained everything. "He called me a chicken. I don't know why chickens are the standard for cowardice. Have you seen how vicious roosters can be?"
The fox appeared again, pausing at the edge of the yard, its eyes catching the light from the house. Then it looked directly at them.
"He's been here all night," Leo said. "Just watching. Like he's waiting for something."
"Maybe he's waiting for us to do something incredibly stupid," Maya said.
Leo grinned. "Wanna find out?"
And that was how Maya, technically grounded, ended up sitting in someone's backyard at midnight with a boy she'd barely spoken to, a judgmental elderly dog, a confused fish, and a wild fox, while the party raged inside without them. Her iphone buzzed with Emma's texts—WHERE ARE YOU???—but Maya didn't check it. Some moments were too rare to doom with documentation.
"You know," Leo said softly, "this is better than inside."
The fox dipped its head, like it agreed, and then vanished into darkness.
"Yeah," Maya said, watching the spot where it had disappeared. "Yeah, it kind of is."