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The Papaya Incident

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Maya's palms were sweating so much she could practically water plants with them. This was it—her first actual party with the popular crowd, and she was hiding in the bathroom, psyching herself up.

"You got this," she whispered to her reflection, adjusting her crop top for the fiftieth time. "Just be chill. Be normal. Do NOT say anything weird."

She'd spent three hours getting ready, even choking down that nasty **vitamin** C supplement her mom swore would give her "natural glow." Whatever that meant. Maya just wanted to survive tonight without embarrassing herself in front of Liam, who she'd been lowkey obsessed with since algebra.

The party was at Tyler's house—his parents were loaded and had this insane backyard with a real tiki bar and actual **palm** trees swaying in the breeze. There was a fruit display that looked way too fancy for a bunch of high schoolers, complete with whole **papayas** and pineapples arranged like something from Pinterest.

"Maya! You made it!" Tyler yelled, already two drinks in. "We're doing karaoke. You're up."

"Oh, I'm good—"

"Nope, you're doing it," Chloe declared, dragging her toward the makeshift stage area. "Liam just went, now it's your turn."

Panic. Pure, unadulterated panic.

But somehow she ended up holding the mic, her heart hammering like crazy. She picked some basic pop song she vaguely knew and started singing, her voice coming out weird and shaky. But then people started cheering, and she actually got into it, hitting the chorus with way more confidence than she felt.

"Okay, not terrible!" someone called out.

Maya laughed, the tension finally breaking. She grabbed a plate from the food table, practically starving after all that stress, and piled it high with chips, dip, and a generous serving of **spinach** artichoke dip that looked amazing.

"Nice performance," said this voice behind her, and she turned to find Liam standing there, smiling. "You killed it."

"Thanks, I was literally shaking the whole time," she said, then—because the universe had a personal vendetta against her happiness—she smiled big and felt it. That one piece of **spinach**, wedged firmly between her front teeth.

The smile froze on her face. She could actually feel it there, mocking her.

"You got a little—" Liam started, gesturing to his own teeth.

Maya died inside. Just straight-up died. But then she started laughing, because what else could she do? This was so ridiculously on brand for her life.

"That's **bull**," she said, still cracking up. "Of course this is happening right now."

Liam was laughing too. "It's honestly kind of iconic timing."

And the weirdest thing happened—they ended up talking for like an hour, sitting on the edge of the pool, feet dangling in the water. They talked about music and how much they both hated pre-calc and how weirdly good the papaya actually was once you tried it.

"Text me?" Liam said as she was leaving, and Maya floated home on a cloud, spinach disaster and all.

Some nights are just perfect exactly as they happen—even the embarrassing parts.