The Orange Hair Incident
The box said 'Midnight Raven' but my reflection screamed 'Construction Cone' instead.
I slumped against the bathroom door, my freshly dyed hair glowing with the intensity of a radioactive orange. Senior prom was in two days. Two. Days.
My phone buzzed. Group chat blowing up about Jordan's party tonight—the one I'd been hyping myself up for all month. The one where I was finally gonna talk to Maya, who'd been in my AP Bio class since September and still didn't know my name.
Great timing, universe. Really.
My sister's cat, Pancake, chose that moment to launch himself at my leg like a fuzzy orange torpedo. Because of course the family cat was also orange. We matched now. Fantastic.
'Nice look,' my little brother called from the hallway. 'Very... bold.'
I flipped him off. He laughed and scampered away.
By 9 PM, I was zombie-walking into Jordan's basement, hood up, praying nobody would notice me. Which was exactly the kind of energy that makes everyone notice you. The air smelled like cheap body spray and desperation. Someone had put on a horror movie—actual zombies this time, not just my emotional state.
'There he is!' Tyler's voice cut through the noise. Before I could react, he yanked my hood down.
Silence. Then laughter. Not the mean kind—the 'what did you DO to yourself' kind.
'Midnight Raven,' I muttered. 'It was supposed to be Midnight Raven.'
'Wow,' Maya said from behind me. I turned around, face burning. 'You look... intense.'
'That's one word for it.'
'No, I mean it.' She stepped closer, tilting her head. 'It's kinda brave though? I've wanted to dye my hair forever but I'm too scared of what people would think.' She gestured at her perfectly straight, boring brown hair. 'This is—you know, giving zero fucks.'
I blinked. 'I mean, I'm giving maximum fucks. I hate it.'
She laughed. Actual laughed, her nose crinkling. 'Exactly. Everyone's trying so hard to look effortless and you're just walking around like, yeah, I messed up, whatever.'
We ended up on the back porch, talking about everything and nothing. She showed me pictures of her cat back home—also orange, apparently, because the universe was committed to this bit. We swapped stories about our most embarrassing moments, rated on a scale of 1 to 'I will never recover from this.'
'My hair,' I said, 'is definitely a 10.'
'Maybe,' she said, leaning in slightly. 'But you're pulling it off.'
I didn't fix it before prom. Wore it bright, impossible orange. Got so many compliments I stopped counting. Maya and I went as friends—just friends, but that felt like enough for now.
And Pancake? Finally stopped attacking my leg. Turns out even cats respect confidence.