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The Hat Trick

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The orange hair had been a mistake. Like, a massive mistake.

I pulled my hat lower, scanning the padel court through the mesh fence. Mom had said the DIY dye kit would look "sunset vibes." It looked more like traffic cone vibes. Hence the hat. In July. In Miami. I was basically melting.

"You gonna play or just stand there being a creep?"

I jumped. Maya stood behind me, holding two padel racquets. Her dark hair was in braids, and she wore this tie-dye shirt that made my stomach do weird things.

"I'm not being a creep," I said, way too fast. "I'm... observing."

"Spying?" She grinned. "On who?"

"The game," I lied. "Tactical analysis."

"Sure, spy boy." She tossed me a racquet. "Your sister asked me to grab you. We're playing mixed doubles against Ethan and Sophia."

My heart dropped. Ethan — whose perfect hair and perfect grades and perfect everything made me want to disappear. And Sophia, who'd already ghosted me on Snapchat twice this week.

"Can't," I said. "I have this... thing."

"The hair thing?" Maya tilted her head. "It can't be that bad."

She reached for my hat. I dodged backward, tripping over my own feet.

"Don't."

"Show me, Liam."

"No way."

"Show me and I'll promise not to laugh."

"You're already laughing."

"Not yet." Her smile softened. "I mean it."

I stood there sweating — partly from the heat, partly from the mortification. Ethan and Sophia were walking over. This was it. The end of my social life. The orange hair would be revealed. Maya would laugh. I'd have to move to Alaska.

Maya stepped closer. "Or you could keep the secret. Your choice. But Ethan's gonna make fun of you for being scared either way."

She wasn't wrong.

I took a breath and pulled off the hat.

Maya stared. Then she burst out laughing.

My face burned. See? This was why I didn't take risks.

"Okay but hear me out," she said, still giggling. "It's actually kind of perfect. It matches your Convers—"

"My WHAT?" I looked down. My orange Converses. The ones I'd thrown on without thinking.

She cracked up. Ethan and Sophia arrived, looked at my hair, looked at my shoes, and Ethan lost it.

"Dude," he said. "Did you plan this?"

I stood there, waiting for the ground to open up and swallow me whole.

But Maya just tossed me the racquet again. "Come on, spy boy. Let's play."

We played. I didn't die. My hair was ridiculous, Maya laughed, Ethan made jokes — but somewhere between second set and Maya's high-five when I actually nailed a smash, I realized something: nobody cared as much as I thought they would.

Sometimes the worst thing that can happen isn't actually that bad.

Sometimes orange hair is just orange hair.

And sometimes, if you're lucky, the girl who saw your worst moment still wants to be your partner anyway.