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The Hair-Apocalypse Padel Incident

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My hair looked like a bomb had gone off at a beauty salon. Specifically, MY beauty salon. aka my bathroom mirror at 2 AM with kitchen scissors and way too much confidence.

"You cut it yourself?" Jordan asked, eyes wide as I walked onto the padel court. His perfect curls bounced. My jagged chin-length disaster did not bounce.

"Experimental layers," I said, like that was a thing. "Very avant-garde."

He nodded, trying to be nice. We'd been paired for the tournament—me, the hair-donation gone wrong, and Jordan, whose hair probably had its own Instagram.

The social pyramid at school had placed Jordan near the top. Freshman year, I'd barely registered. Now, with one bad decision and a pair of scissors, I'd apparently invented a new level at the bottom: "That Girl Who Accidentally Went Mullet."

His cat, a judgmental orange fluffball named Cheeto, sat on the sidelines watching us practice. Jordan had brought him for "emotional support." The cat stared at my hair like I'd personally offended him.

"Your form's actually getting better," Jordan said after my serve didn't hit the fence for once. "And honestly? The hair's growing on me."

"Literally and figuratively?"

He laughed. That laugh that made everyone at school wish they sat with him at lunch.

We won our first match. Then Cheeto escaped his carrier and darted across the court, causing absolute chaos. The referee blew her whistle repeatedly while I chased the cat, my hair flying everywhere, completely unbothered for the first time all day.

Jordan's friends were watching. The popular kids. The ones at the top of whatever invisible pyramid we'd all agreed existed.

But Jordan was too busy laughing at his cat to care. And something hit me: the pyramid was made of paper. I'd been terrified of falling down it when the whole thing could blow over if a cat ran through.

"We make a good team," Jordan said afterward, Cheeto finally back in his carrier.

"Despite the hair?"

"Especially with the hair." He grinned. "It's fearless."

I touched my uneven ends. Maybe that's what I'd been all along—not at the bottom of anything, just in the middle of figuring it out. Bad hair days and all.