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The Green-Teeth Incident

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The house party was in full swing, and Maya was regretting everything. She'd spent two hours getting ready, straightening her curly hair for the first time ever, only to arrive and feel like a total imposter. Everyone else seemed so effortless, so confident, while she stood in the corner clutching a red solo cup like it was her only lifeline.

That's when she spotted Jake from her English class across the room. He was laughing with his friends, looking unfairly good in his flannel shirt. Maya's stomach did that annoying flip-flop thing it always did when he was around. She'd been crushing on him for months, ever since they'd been paired up for that poetry project and he'd actually listened to her interpretation of "The Road Not Taken" without making fun of her.

"Hey, Maya!" Jake appeared suddenly, and her brain short-circuited. "Having fun?"

"Yeah! Super fun!" she squeaked, her voice an octave higher than normal. Smooth. Real smooth.

Someone shoved a platter of spinach artichoke dip into her hands. "Here, hold this a sec."

Maya tried to nod casually, but her coordination had apparently abandoned her. The platter tilted. A glob of bright green spinach dip splattered directly onto her white shirt. Right on her chest.

The room spun. She looked like she'd been shot by a vegetable cannon.

Jake started laughing, but not in a mean way. His laugh was warm and genuine, and somehow that made it worse. Maya felt like she might actually die from embarrassment. She turned to flee, but in her haste, she tripped over her own feet and stumbled backward, crashing into a shelf of board games.

A Monopoly box exploded. Pieces went everywhere.

The whole room went quiet. Then someone yelled, "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!"

Suddenly, everyone was laughing. Jake was doubled over, tears streaming down his face. And Maya—exhausted, humiliated, with green spinach all over her shirt and Monopoly money scattered around her like she'd robbed a bank—started laughing too. Something cracked open inside her, warm and bright as lightning.

"That was legendary," Jake said, still chuckling as he helped her pick up the tiny metal car token. His fingers brushed hers, and time seemed to stop and start all at once.

Maybe tonight wasn't a disaster after all. Maybe it was the beginning of something real.