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The Goldfish Monologues

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Maya's iPhone sat at 3% battery, glowing like a dying star on her scratched-up desk. Another night of doom-scrolling through Sophia's Instagram stories—each one a carefully curated slice of perfection that made Maya's stomach twist.

"You're the only one who gets me, Bubble," she whispered to her goldfish, who swam in lazy circles inside his cramped bowl. Bubble didn't reply. Bubble never replied, which was exactly the point.

The social pyramid at Northwood High was brutal, and Maya had somehow landed somewhere between the drama kids and the people who ate lunch in the library. Sophia? She was at the tippy-top, wearing designer everything and dating the guy who looked like he walked out of a Netflix original.

Then came the Halloween invite.

Maya's cousin Marcus had roped her into some sketchy multi-level marketing scheme—"It's not a pyramid scheme, it's a NETWORK of OPPORTUNITY," he'd insisted, eyes wide and desperate. She'd blocked his number after the third "URGENT: financial freedom awaits!!!" text.

But his costume party was actual social currency. So here she was, smearing gray face paint across her cheeks, transforming into a zombie for the night. Because nothing says "I'm emotionally dead inside" like literal corpse makeup.

Her charging cable was frayed somewhere in the abyss of her backpack. The iPhone died right as she stepped off the bus. No music. No navigation. No escape.

The party was already chaos when she arrived. Someone had constructed a terrifying pyramid of red Solo cups on the kitchen counter. Sophia was there, dressed as a vampire, laughing at something Ethan said.

Maya stood awkwardly against the wall, feeling like the world's most awkward undead extra. Her zombie makeup was starting to itch.

"Nice rotting flesh," said a voice beside her.

She turned. A guy from her AP Bio class—Leo, maybe?—was also dressed as a zombie, complete with disgustingly realistic peeling skin effects.

"Thanks. You too," Maya managed. "Very... freshly dead."

"Three hours of makeup," Leo said. "My mom thought I was actually sick when I came downstairs."

They talked for twenty minutes about nothing—how fake blood tastes like corn syrup, how teachers were treating midterms like the zombie apocalypse, how Marcus's "business opportunity" emails were somehow still getting through to people.

"Wait, Marcus is YOUR cousin?" Leo doubled over laughing. "Dude, he tried to recruit me at Thanksgiving. Said I had 'entrepreneurial energy.'"

Maya's phone was still dead. She didn't care.

"Hey," Leo said suddenly, "wanna help me crash this Solo cup pyramid? Sophia built it and she's being weird about people touching it."

Maya grinned. "Absolutely."

They knocked it down together. It was the most alive she'd felt in months.

Later, walking home under streetlights that made her zombie makeup glow, she realized something: sometimes you have to let your battery die to actually start living.