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The Goldfish Incident

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Maya's palms were sweating so much she thought she might short-circuit her phone. She was leaning against the gymnasium wall, watching Tyler across the room laughing with his friends like he owned the place.

"You're staring again," whispered Jade, appearing beside her with that knowing smirk. "Just go talk to him already. He's not gonna bite."

"Easy for you to say," Maya muttered. "You didn't accidentally call him 'brah' in math yesterday. I'm about as smooth as spinach stuck in someone's teeth."

The spring carnival was in full swing—some genius's idea to raise money for new band uniforms. The air smelled like cotton candy and desperation. Everywhere Maya looked, couples were being coupley, and she was just... existing.

That's when she saw it: the carnival's prize booth. And there, swimming sadly in a tiny bowl, was a goldfish. The prize tag read: WIN YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND.

"No way," Maya said. "That's it."

"What's it?" Jade asked, but Maya was already moving.

The game was simple: knock over these bottles with a baseball. The guy running it looked like he'd rather be literally anywhere else, which made two of them.

"Step right up," he droned. "Three throws for five bucks."

Maya handed over her money, grabbed the ball, and channeled every frustration from fifteen years of being the quiet girl, the one who blended into lockers, the one nobody noticed except when they needed homework answers.

First throw: bullseye. Bottles crashed everywhere.

Second throw: perfection.

By the third throw, a small crowd had gathered. Including Tyler.

"No way," he said, actually impressed. "You're crushing it."

Maya's heart did this embarrassing flutter thing. She threw the final ball like her life depended on it.

CRASH. Every single bottle down.

"Winner!" The booth guy sighed, like this was the worst outcome possible. He handed over the goldfish bowl.

Maya turned around, bowl in hand, and locked eyes with Tyler. He was smiling. Like, actually smiling at her.

"That was actually kinda sick," he said.

"Yeah, well," Maya managed, her palms finally not sweating for the first time all night. "I've got a lot of pent-up aggression from being short."

He laughed. A real laugh.

"So," he said, nodding at the goldfish. "You gonna name him?"

Maya looked at the fish swimming in tiny circles, then back at Tyler. "Bull," she said without thinking. "Because he's stubborn and never gives up."

Tyler laughed again. "That's honestly perfect."

They talked for twenty minutes. About nothing, about everything. About how both their moms made them eat spinach when they were kids, and how they both pretended to like it. About the time Tyler's little sister brought a goldfish to show-and-tell that died two days later.

When the night ended, Maya walked home with a goldfish named Bull, Tyler's number in her phone, and the realization that sometimes the most embarrassing moments become the best stories.

Jade was waiting by the exit. "So...?"

Maya just held up her phone with Tyler's contact saved as "Tyler (Carnival Guy)" and grinned.

"Oh my GOD," Jade squealed. "We are definitely talking about this tomorrow over lunch. And I want full details."

Maya's palms were still a little sweaty. But somehow, she didn't mind anymore.