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The Goldfish Gala

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Maya stood before the full-length mirror, smoothing down her vintage floral dress. It was the first house party of sophomore year, and her social survival depended on making the right impression. She pulled her beanie hat lower over her curls, partly for style, mostly to hide the fact she'd straightened her bangs three times and they were still doing that weird flippy thing.

"You got this," she whispered to herself, then immediately felt cringe. Who talks to themselves in the mirror?

Outside, Tyler's house already thumped with bass that vibrated through the sidewalk. Maya's palms were actual slippery messes as she ringed the doorbell, but before she could press it, the door swung open. Not Tyler. Some junior she'd seen in the halls but never actually talked to.

"Yo, you here for the thing?" he asked, gesturing her inside.

"The thing?" Maya echoed, then immediately wanted to melt into the floor. "Yeah. Definitely here for the thing."

The living room was packed. Maya squeezed past people with red solo cups, nodding like she knew exactly what she was doing. She found the kitchen, where several people were gathered around a counter—staring at a goldfish in a bowl.

"That's literally just a goldfish," someone said.

"No, listen," Tyler insisted, holding court like he was explaining quantum physics. "This is Gerald, and he's gonna predict our GPAs this semester."

Maya almost laughed, but then she noticed everyone was taking this seriously. Even seniors were nodding.

"Watch this," said a girl named Brianna, who Maya had been lowkey intimidated by since middle school. Brianna leaned over the bowl. "Gerald, am I gonna pass AP Chem?"

Gerald did a slow, dignified bubble.

"He didn't move," Maya said before she could stop herself. The room went quiet.

"That's the point," Brianna said, giving her a look. "Silence means yes."

"That's not—"

"Shh," someone shushed her.

Maya backed away, feeling like she'd missed some crucial social memo. Was this a bit? Were they all joking? She needed to escape. She spotted the back sliding glass door and slipped outside into the cool night air.

The backyard was quieter. A cable stretched from the neighbor's house to a tree, strung with twinkling lights that made everything feel dreamy and weird. Maya sat on the porch steps and pulled out her phone, thumbing through texts she couldn't actually bring herself to send.

"Hey."

Maya jumped. A calico cat had appeared beside her, rubbing against her leg with the confidence of someone who owned the place.

"You're not gonna predict my GPA, are you?" Maya whispered, scratching behind its ears. The cat purred like a tiny motor.

"Talking to cats now?"

Maya looked up. Brianna stood in the doorway, holding two red solo cups.

"He's a better conversationalist than Gerald," Maya said.

Brianna laughed, and for the first time, she looked like a real person, not some untouchable social tier. "That fish is stupid. Tyler just found him in a ditch and needed a party trick."

"So everyone's just... playing along?"

"Welcome to high school." Brianna sat beside her and handed her a cup. "It's mostly improv."

They sat there for a while, Brianna complaining about AP Chem, Maya admitting she'd never been to a party before. The cat stayed between them like a fuzzy peace treaty. Inside, someone shouted something about Gerald speaking again, and they both groaned.

"You wanna bail?" Brianna asked. "There's a diner down the street. They have pie that'll actually predict your future."

Maya smiled, feeling something unclench in her chest. "Only if you're buying."

"Deal."

As they slipped out the side gate, Maya pulled off her hat and let her curls spring free. Her bangs were definitely still doing the weird flip thing. Brianna didn't seem to notice.

"So," Brianna said as they walked toward the streetlights. "What's your deal anyway? Like, for real."

Maya thought about it—about the version of herself she'd been trying to perform all night, and the version sitting here with strawberry pie stains on her dress.

"I'm figuring it out," she said. And the thing was, she actually meant it.