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The Goldfish Apocalypse

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Maya dragged herself into first period like a literal zombie, hoodie pulled low over her messy hair. Three hours of sleep would do that to you. Especially when your brain wouldn't shut up about whether Tyler from AP Bio had actually noticed your new haircut or if you'd just imagined it.

"You look like death," whispered Jenna, sliding into the desk beside her. "Did you finish Mr. Harrison's essay?"

Maya shook her head, the dreaded brain fog setting in. "Pulled an all-nighter watching Netflix instead. The zombie life chose me."

Jenna laughed. "Classic. At least your hair looks cute today. The layers are working."

Wait. Tyler noticed? Or was Jenna just being nice? Maya's stomach did this weird little flip thing that happened whenever she thought about him lately. The social dynamics of sophomore year were exhausting.

The real crisis started after school, though. Maya's little brother Ethan had left the goldfish bowl on the kitchen counter again. Their mom, already stressed from work, marched into the living room holding the fishbowl like it was a radioactive bomb.

"One job," she said, her voice that scary-calm tone. "Feed the fish. That's literally it. And now it's dead."

"I thought Ethan fed it yesterday!" Maya protested, defensive.

"Goldfish don't just die, Maya. They die from neglect."

And then, because the universe had a twisted sense of humor, the doorbell rang. Tyler stood there holding a biology textbook, asking if she wanted to study for the midterm. Her hair was a mess. Her brother's goldfish had just met its tragic end. And her mom was literally brandishing a dead fish in the background.

"Is... is this a bad time?" Tyler asked, awkward.

Maya considered playing it cool, pretending this wasn't the most embarrassing moment of her life. But she was so tired of the game, so done with performing perfect teenager.

"You have no idea," she said, and started laughing. "My mom's holding a dead fish. Come in if you dare."

Tyler grinned. "Bet. This is already the most interesting study session I've had all year."

Sometimes the worst days turned into stories. And sometimes, just maybe, you didn't have to be a zombie to survive high school. You just had to embrace the chaos.