The Fox in My Salad
The spinach was wilted. Again. I stared at the prep bowl, wondering why my life had become a series of soggy greens and broken promises.
"You good, Marcus?" Leo asked, sliding behind the counter. His apron was already stained—how does that happen so fast?
"My best friend just bailed on our plans because Chloe's having some party," I said, gesturing with tongs. "Third time this week."
Leo winced. "Oof. The pyramid of popularity claims another victim."
I snorted. "Did you seriously just call it that?"
"What? It's true. It's like this whole social hierarchy thing where Chloe sits at the top, and everyone's trying to climb up. You're like, what? Level 3?"
"Thanks for the assessment, really." I dumped more spinach into the bowl. "Anyway, my parents are making me work the dinner rush because some vendor flaked. So now I'm here while literally everyone I know is at Chloe's."
The dinner rush wasn't even busy yet. I was aggressively chopping cucumbers when I saw it through the front window—a flash of orange, impossibly bright against the gray parking lot asphalt.
"Yo, Leo. Is that...?"
He leaned over the counter. "No way. That's a fox."
It was. A legit fox, trotting through the parking lot like it owned the place, tail streaming behind it, looking completely unbothered by suburban life. It paused by the dumpster, sniffed, and then kept moving like it had somewhere better to be.
"He's living his best life," Leo said. "Look at him. No pyramid schemes, no fake friends, no wilted spinach problems. Just pure fox energy."
"Fox energy," I repeated. "Is that a thing now?"
"It should be." Leo pulled out his phone. "I'm posting this. #foxenergy"
My phone buzzed. Instagram: Jaz posted a story from Chloe's party. Everyone was there. Everyone except me.
The fox was gone now, just orange ghost fading into the neighborhood behind the restaurant. But something about seeing it—wild and weird and completely out of place—made something click.
"Hey Leo?"
"Yeah?"
"I think I'm done climbing." I smiled, actually smiled. "Let them have their pyramid. I'm gonna go fox mode."
Leo laughed. "Fox mode. I respect it."
My phone buzzed again. Jaz: wyd? why aren't you here?
I stared at the message. The spinach wasn't so wilted anymore. Maybe sometimes the best thing you can do is be the fox in someone else's parking lot—wild, unexpected, and completely unbothered.