The Fox and the Fake Profile
My social life was basically like a pyramid scheme—I was at the bottom, looking up at everyone else's perfect Instagram lives while wondering why my reality felt so messy. Enter: the catfish situation.
I'd been talking to "FoxFire99" for three weeks. Their profile had this artsy aesthetic—vintage film photos, cryptic song lyrics, the whole vibe. When they suggested meeting at the community pool after swim practice, I almost panicked. What if they were fake? What if I was being played?
Turns out, I should've been the one worrying about being a spy.
"You're Maya, right?"
I spun around, clutching my swim bag like a lifeline. Standing there was Riley—the actual Riley, who sat behind me in history and drew foxes in the margins of their notebook. The same Riley I'd been low-key crushing on since September.
"You're FoxFire99," I said, like a genius. "Wait—you actually like my posts?"
Riley shrugged, their cheeks turning pink. "I mean, yeah. Your stories are actually funny. Not that fake aesthetic everyone else does."
We ended up sitting on the pool deck while the cat from the recreation center prowled around the fence, looking unimpressed with both of us. Riley admitted they'd made a fake profile because their real account was "too embarrassing"—mostly just fox drawings and ranting about how much they hated group projects.
"I feel like I'm swimming in the deep end without knowing how," I admitted. "Everyone else has this whole online persona thing figured out."
"Same," Riley said. "But at least we're both bad at it together."
The cat yawned, seemingly bored with our teenage angst.
"Want to get food?" Riley asked. "There's this taco truck—"
"Yes," I said, maybe too quickly. "But I'm warning you, I'm going to ask you to draw me a fox."
Riley smiled. "Deal."
Sometimes the best things aren't the filtered version you expect. Sometimes they're just a real person, sitting by a pool, while a stray cat judges you for being so nervous about everything.