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The Day My Phone Ate My Soul

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Maya's hair was having what her mom called "an existential crisis" — frizzy, defiant, and refusing to be tamed by any product short of industrial cement. Which was exactly why she'd jammed a beanie over it that morning, hoping her crush Jake wouldn't notice the disaster happening underneath.

Third period lunch. The cafeteria was its usual symphony of chaos — shouting, laughter, that one guy playing music from his phone without headphones. Maya sat across from Jake, her heart doing that stupid flutter thing it always did lately.

"You got a little..." Jake made a weird gesture toward his own teeth.

Maya's stomach dropped. She ducked into her iPhone's camera, praying it was just nothing, just anxiety playing tricks again.

Nope. A massive, bright green piece of spinach was wedged between her front teeth like it was paying rent.

"OH MY GOD," she hissed, frantically digging it out with her nail. Her face burned hotter than a thousand suns. This was it. This was how her social life ended. Not with a bang, but with a vegetable.

Jake burst out laughing. Not mean laughing — the real kind, where his eyes crinkled and he practically fell out of his chair.

"Dude, that was legendary," he said, still chuckling. "You're literally the only person who could make spinach look hardcore."

Maya stared at him. He wasn't making fun of her. He was... including her in the joke?

"I'm never eating anything green again," she declared, pulling off her hat and letting her frizzy hair spring free. Whatever. Let it exist.

"Don't do that," Jake grinned. "The hat was working for you. But the hair's kinda wild too. Like, in a good way?"

Her phone buzzed. A notification from some stupid bullfighting documentary she'd fallen asleep watching the night before. Normally she would've died if anyone saw her weird algorithm recommendations, but instead she just laughed.

"You know what?" Maya said. "Forget it. I'm done with hiding."

She picked up her tray, spinach-stained smile and all, and actually felt real for the first time in months.

"Wanna hang after school?" Jake asked.

"Yeah," she said. "Yeah, I do."