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The Confidence Cap

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Maya's dad's old baseball cap lived on her head through freshman year French tests, cafeteria awkwardness, and the time she tripped in the hallway and sent her textbooks sliding across the linoleum like they were fleeing the scene. The hat was basically her emotional support animal, except woven and smelling slightly of old closet.

Then Chloe - her actual friend since seventh grade, the one who knew about Maya's crush on Jordan and still hadn't used it as blackmail - started sitting with the seniors at lunch.

"It's not a big deal," Chloe said, flipping her hair. "They're just... inclusive."

Inclusive like a pyramid scheme, Maya thought. The school's social pyramid had actual layers, and Chloe was climbing.

"You should come sit with us," Chloe offered, like it wasn't the most terrifying sentence ever spoken. "Tomorrow."

Maya agonized over her outfit like she was preparing for hostage negotiations. She almost didn't wear the hat - but that was like going into battle without armor.

The senior table was loud with confident laughter and expensive sneakers. Someone was talking about some energy drink MLM they'd all "invested" in, and Maya realized the pyramid wasn't just metaphoric. They were literally in a pyramid scheme. At sixteen.

"So, Maya," said Tyler, who played lacrosse and acted like it was a personality. "What's your thing?"

She opened her mouth, closed it. The hat felt suddenly childish.

"She's really into," Chloe started, then paused. Maya waited. "Honestly? She's the best listener I've ever met."

Maya's throat got tight.

"That's not a thing," someone said.

"It is when nobody else does it," Chloe said, and she actually sounded mad.

The table went quiet. Tyler looked uncomfortable. Maya's fingers found the brim of her hat.

"You know what," Chloe stood up. "This is boring. Let's go."

"Chloe-" Tyler started, but she was already grabbing Maya's hand.

They ended up at their usual table by the windows, eating weird cafeteria pizza like nothing had happened.

"You didn't have to do that," Maya said.

"Yeah," Chloe pulled her phone out. "I did. Also, Tyler tried to recruit me into that energy drink thing again. I need you to talk me out of spending my babysitting money on inventory."

Maya laughed. "You're not joining a pyramid scheme, Chloe."

"Okay but hear me out-"

"No."

"Fine. But can I at least try your hat?"

Maya pulled it off and handed it over. It looked wrong on Chloe, which made it perfect. Some things only fit one person.