The Bull in the Batter's Box
Freshman year, and I was basically invisible — that goldfish my mom made me feed had more social status than me. His name was Bubbles, which was ironic since he never did anything remotely bubble-like. Just floated there, judging my life choices.
Then there was Marcus, the bull of our freshman class — not the animal kind, but the human tornado who made everyone's life miserable. Especially during gym class baseball, where he'd pitch balls that barely missed my head on purpose.
"You swing like my grandma," he'd laugh, while his crew echoed like trained parrots.
I avoided confrontation like I avoided homework. Until the day my cable modem died mid-streaming my escape reality show, forcing me to actually talk to people at the park. Where Marcus was holding court, baseball bat in hand, daring anyone to challenge his pitching speed.
His eyes landed on me. "Hey, Goldfish Boy. Think you can hit this?"
Something snapped. Maybe it was three weeks of pent-up frustration, or maybe Bubbles had been secretly dropping wisdom pellets in his tank water. I stepped up to the plate, heart hammering like I'd chugged five energy drinks.
Marcus wound up, arm cocking back like he was preparing to launch a nuclear warhead. The ball came at me — fast, but not untouchable. I swung.
CRACK. The ball sailed past Marcus's shocked face, over the outfield, and directly into the school cafeteria window.
Dead silence. Then someone whispered, "Dude."
Marcus stared at me like I'd just revealed I was secretly an alien. "Where'd you learn to hit like that?"
"My dad," I shrugged, suddenly feeling two inches taller. "He played college ball."
The bull became human that day. Not a friend — Marcus wasn't exactly redeemable — but something shifted. I wasn't just Goldfish Boy anymore. I was the kid who could hit a baseball through a cafeteria window.
Sometimes confidence is just one good swing away. Even if you do still have to feed your judgmental goldfish every morning.