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The Art of Faking It

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Maya's palms were sweating like crazy as she stood outside Kai's front door. This was it — meeting the parents, the older sister, the legendary family pet everyone at school kept talking about. Kai had mentioned they were doing a 'casual dinner' tonight, which obviously meant it wasn't casual at all.

She'd spent forty minutes on her hair, another twenty convincing herself that this outfit wasn't trying too hard but also wasn't trying too little. The balancing act of being effortless was exhausting.

The door swung open and there it was — the cat. A massive, fluffy orange beast that looked at her with what she swore was judgment in its yellow eyes.

"This is Cheddar," Kai said, scooping up the cat like it was a baby. "He basically runs the household."

Great. The cat was the gatekeeper. Maya reached out to pet him, but Cheddar twisted away like she'd personally offended his entire bloodline. Solid start.

Dinner was ... an experience. Kai's mom was super nice but also the kind of person who said things like 'food is medicine' with a totally straight face. The main dish featured spinach. So much spinach. Maya had never been a picky eater, but she'd also never voluntarily eaten an entire garden.

"So, Maya," his sister Jordan said from across the table, narrowing her eyes playfully. "Kai tells us you're vegetarian too?"

Maya froze. She was very much not vegetarian. But she also didn't want to be the person who couldn't bear through one meal of leafy greens for the sake of making a good impression. So she did what any reasonable teenager would do in a crisis situation — she lied.

"Uh, yeah. Mostly. I mean, I try."

"That's amazing," Jordan said, visibly warming up. "Mom, she needs the recipe!"

And just like that, Maya was committed. She spent the next ninety minutes nodding along as Jordan explained the 'ethical implications' of various cheese choices and why cashew milk was actually superior to almond. The whole time, Cheddar sat on the armrest beside her, occasionally swatting at her hair like he knew her secret.

Later that night, as they sat on the front step saying goodbye, Kai turned to her with this soft smile that made her stomach do that annoying flippy thing.

"You didn't have to do that," he said quietly. "Jordan can be ... intense. But thanks for not making it weird."

Maya laughed, relieved. "The spinach wasn't that bad."

"You're a terrible liar," he said, and then he leaned in and kissed her, and suddenly everything — the judgmental cat, the endless spinach, the elaborate deception — seemed totally worth it.