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Pyramid Schemes and Perfect Games

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Maya's dad always said he was an entrepreneur. The word sounded fancy, like something from a business documentary. But when Noah whispered that her dad was in a pyramid scheme during third period, Maya almost choked on her Tropical Strips bubblegum.

"No he's not," she shot back, though she wasn't actually sure what a pyramid scheme was. Something about Egypt? Probably.

"Dude, my cousin tried to get me into that 'wellness company' your dad sells for," Noah said, spinning his baseball cap backward. "Classic pyramid. You recruit people who recruit people who recruit people. The only ones making money are the top dogs."

Maya's face burned. That afternoon, she became a spy. She trailed her dad to his weekly "business opportunity meeting" at the Marriott, hiding behind a potted plant in the lobby. Through the glass doors, she saw him onstage, pointing at a pyramid chart, shouting about financial freedom and residual income. The crowd cheered like he was preaching gospel.

She crept closer, straining to hear, when her phone buzzed. *Game starts in 20.* Baseball. She'd almost forgotten.

Maya sprinted to the field, heart pounding, sliding into the dugout just as Coach Miller called her name. Her first time starting varsity as a freshman, and she'd spent the afternoon spying on her dad's cult meeting.

First pitch: strike.

Second pitch: fouled off her shin, bruising.

Third pitch: she connected. The ball sailed over the left fielder's head, bouncing toward the rusty old water tower behind the school's forgotten pyramid-shaped equipment shed. Maya rounded first, then second. The crowd cheered exactly like the pyramid crowd.

She slid into third, safe.

After the game, her dad found her by the shed. "I heard you got a triple! I'm proud of you, Mays."

"Dad," she said, voice tight. "Are you... are you in a pyramid scheme?"

His face fell. "It's not a scheme. It's multi-level marketing. I'm building something for us."

"Noah said his cousin—"

"Noah's cousin quit after three weeks." Her dad looked at his cleats. "Success isn't linear, Maya. You know that. You struck out your first three games this season. But today? You got on base."

She thought about it. About pyramid schemes and baseball, about schemes and dreams, about how sometimes things looked like scams from the outside but felt real from the inside.

"Just promise me something," she said.

"What?"

"Don't make me recruit my teammates."