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Pyramid Scheme at the Pool

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The chlorine hit Maya's nose before she even saw the water. Another Tuesday, another swim practice she'd rather skip.

"You're doing it again," said Chloe, floating nearby. "The thing where you look like you're solving the world's problems."

Maya rolled her eyes. "I'm just thinking about how Mr. Henderson's pyramid scheme—excuse me, 'multi-level marketing opportunity'—somehow convinced half the sophomore class to sell protein shakes."

Chloe snorted. "Jordan tried to get me to join yesterday. Said I'd be 'swimming in cash' by graduation."

"That's because he's been watching too many get-rich-quick TikToks," Maya said, adjusting her goggles. "Meanwhile, the only thing I'm swimming in is this overheated pool."

Their coach blew the whistle. "Alright, pyramid formations! Let's go!"

Maya groaned. "Of course. Pyramid drills. My favorite."

"At least you're not stuck doing spy laps with the freshmen," Chloe whispered.

Spy laps—Coach's brilliant idea to make them underwater secretly observe other swimmers' technique and report back. It was supposed to build awareness. Mostly it built awkward eye contact with strangers.

"Hey," Chloe said suddenly as they waited their turn. "You coming to Jordan's party Friday? His parents are out of town."

"Probably not," Maya said. "I'm not really feeling the social scene right now."

"Since when?" Chloe raised an eyebrow. "You used to live for that stuff."

"I don't know. Maybe I'm over pretending to care about people who think I'm 'so chill' all the time." Maya adjusted her cap. "Sometimes it feels like we're all just playing roles. Who's the spy now?"

Chloe studied her for a moment. "You know you can talk about it, right? Like, actually talk? Not just make jokes about protein shakes."

Maya looked at the rippling water, at the other swimmers forming their pyramid formations, at the way the light danced across the pool tiles.

"I know," she said finally. "Let's just get this over with."

After practice, dripping and exhausted, Chloe grabbed her arm. "Waffle House? My treat."

Maya smiled. "You're the worst influence."

"I prefer 'excellent influence.' Now come on before I die of hunger."

And maybe, just maybe, Maya thought as they walked out into the cool evening air, things would be okay. Not perfect, not pyramid-scheme perfect, but real.