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Papaya Thunder

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The first day of junior year, I wore my dad's oversized cowboy hat to school. Stupid, I know, but it was my emotional support hat—hiding behind the brim felt safer than letting anyone actually see me.

"Nice look, Santiago," Maya called from her locker. "Going full yeehaw today?" She laughed, but not mean. Maya never did mean.

"Ha ha," I mumbled, cheeks burning. The cafeteria was serving breakfast burritos, but I'd brought papaya from home. Mom swore it'd help me "bulk up" for soccer tryouts. I sat alone, as usual, trying to look mysterious instead of lonely.

Then Jackson Miller walked in. Jackson, who'd gotten held back twice, whose dad owned half the town's car dealerships, who once put a live bullfrog in the science teacher's desk. Jackson spotted my papaya.

"Yo, is that an alien egg?" His friends cracked up. I froze. "Pass it here, tiny hat."

I should've just ignored him. Instead, I panic-gripped my fruit. The papaya launched like a projectile. It hit Jackson's tray with a wet THWACK, spraying orange guts everywhere. Including his pristine white Jordans.

The cafeteria went silent. Jackson stared at his shoes. I stared at my cowboy hat, now somehow on the floor.

"My bad," I croaked.

Maya appeared beside me, whispering, "That was legendary. Also, you're definitely trying out for goalkeeper now, right?"

Jackson sighed, wiped papaya from his shirt. "You got crazy arm strength, though. No cap."

"Thanks?" I said, confused.

"Bring that to tryouts," he said. "Coach needs someone who's not scared to throw hands. Or fruit."

Later, Principal Rodriguez called me to his office. "Santiago," he said, rubbing his temples. "I heard what happened. Jackson's parents are... interesting. They want to press charges against the papaya."

"What?"

"Kidding. But here's the thing—that whole 'bull in a china shop' energy? Channel it. Try out for the team."

I walked out, Maya waiting by the door. "So? Are you?"

"Yeah," I said, finally looking up from under my hat brim. "Yeah, I am."

That Friday, I made varsity. Jackson didn't speak to me, but he nodded in the hallway—respect, not beef. And the cowboy hat? It stayed home. Some emotional support crutches you eventually outgrow. Others, you just learn to wear differently.