Papaya Summer
The papaya sat on my kitchen counter like an alien spacecraft. My mom, in her infinite wisdom, had decided our family needed "more exotic fruits" — which meant she'd watched a TikTok about gut health and gone rogue at Trader Joe's.
"Character-building," she'd called it.
Because that's what sixteen-year-old me needed. Not a shot at talking to Maya — the absolute fox who'd just transferred to our school — but a tropical fruit intervention.
The papaya incident happened at Jordan's party. You know Jordan's parties — his parents were "cool" about being out of town, which mostly meant oblivious. Half our grade showed up, red Solo cups in hand, attempting sophistication.
I'd finally worked up the nerve to approach Maya, standing by the snack table in a vintage band tee that made everything look effortless.
"Hey," I managed.
"Maya," she said, and her smile was exactly the kind of trouble I was looking for. "You're in my history class, right?"
We talked about Mr. Harrison's monotone lectures. Something in my chest did this ridiculous little flip.
And then Jordan appeared with platters of "exotic fruit shooters" his sister had prepared.
"These papaya shots are wild," Jordan announced, already three deep.
Papaya. My character-building nemesis from the kitchen counter, now threatening to destroy the first real conversation I'd had with Maya.
"You ever had papaya?" Maya asked, this glint in her eyes like she knew exactly what she was doing.
"Once," I said. "It was... an experience."
My mom's first attempt had involved force-feeding me chunks while explaining digestive benefits in excruciating detail. I'd spent the rest of the evening in the bathroom.
Maya reached for a shot. "I've never tried it. Want to be my papaya mentor?"
This was it. Lean into the chaos or play it safe.
"Only if you promise not to tell Mr. Harrison I skipped his lecture on the Industrial Revolution," I said. "That whole thing about 'character-building experiences' is complete bull anyway."
The concoction was terrible — sickly sweet with this weird aftertaste. But Maya made this face, all scrunched nose and laughing eyes, and suddenly it didn't matter.
"Oh my god," she said, gagging dramatically. "That's literally the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth."
"Coming from someone who probably ate cafeteria pizza all last year, that's saying something."
We ended up on the back porch, talking while others played beer pong inside. She told me about her old school up north where everyone took themselves way too seriously. I told her about my mom's wellness phase.
"So that's your origin story?" Maya asked, grinning. "You're the papaya kid?"
"I prefer 'papapa-ya later,'" I said, immediately regretting everything.
She laughed anyway. "That was terrible. Impressively bad."
The night ended with her phone buzzing and her friends ready to leave. But before she took off, she texted me — just a stupid papaya emoji, nothing more.
I walked home under streetlights, thinking about how my mom's weird fruit obsession had somehow given me the courage to talk to the fox who'd been sitting three rows away. Feeling like an idiot is basically the default for being sixteen, but maybe that's not always bad.
My mom was still up when I got home. "Good night?" she asked.
"Yeah," I said. "Actually, it was pretty great."
"I told you the papaya would build character."
I laughed, heading toward my room. "Sure, Mom. Whatever you say."
But honestly? She wasn't wrong.