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Papaya Protocol

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Maya's first official assignment as a self-appointed social spy: infiltrate Zach's lunch table and gather intel on whether he'd actually say yes if Chloe finally worked up the nerve to ask him to homecoming.

The mission had complications.

"You're eating what?" Chloe hissed, hovering behind Maya's shoulder like a worried ghost.

"Papaya," Maya whispered, already regretting everything. "It's exotic. It screams 'I'm a sophisticated person with diverse culinary interests.'"

"It screams 'I don't go to this school and nobody knows me,'" Chloe pointed out.

Too late. Maya was already committed to the bit. She sat down at Zach's table, papaya chunks arranged aesthetically in a Tupperware that screamed 'my mom packed this with love.' Zach looked up from his phone, then did a double-take at her fruit situation.

"Is that... papaya?" He actually smiled. It was devastatingly cute. "That's bold for the cafeteria."

"Bold is my brand," Maya said, then immediately wanted to die. Who said that? A spy who needed immediate training, that's who.

The table went quiet. Tyler, Zach's best friend and the human equivalent of a bear waking up from hibernation, stared at her papaya like it had personally offended his entire family. "Does it taste like feet? 'Cause my mom bought one once and it tasted like sweet feet."

"Only one way to find out," Zach said, and Maya's heart did that embarrassing flutter thing. He held out his hand.

She slid him a piece. Their fingers brushed. The papaya forgotten, Maya thought about how to phrase this intel for Chloe later, but then Zach actually ate it and his face did this complicated thing where he tried to look pleased but mostly looked like he was chewing through a major life decision.

"Sweet feet," he concluded. "But like, in a good way?"

"I'll take it," Maya said, and something about the way he was looking at her made her think maybe this wasn't just about Chloe anymore. Maybe the spy had become the spy-ee. Maybe she'd just wanted an excuse to sit at this table all along.

"So," Zach said, pushing the papaya container back toward her. "You eating lunch here tomorrow?"

"Depends," Maya said, channeling confidence she definitely didn't feel. "You bringing something that doesn't taste like feet?"

"No promises," he said, and his grin was worth all the awkward papaya moments in the world.

"I'll take my chances," Maya said, already drafting her next field report. Chloe was going to lose her mind, but sometimes spies went rogue. Sometimes they found something better than intel. Sometimes they found a boy who would eat weird fruit just to keep talking to them.