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Operation Bad Hair Day

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Maya's bathroom mirror became her worst enemy freshman year. Her hair, once perfectly straight and manageable, had suddenly decided to go rogue—frizzy, uncooperative, basically doing whatever it wanted whenever it wanted. Meanwhile, every other girl at Northwood High seemed to have awakened with perfect beach waves that defied gravity and humidity both.

"It's gotta be something they're taking," Maya whispered to her best friend Jace as they watched the popular table at lunch. "Like, a secret hair vitamin or something."

Jace, who had been wearing the same beanie since seventh grade, rolled his eyes. "Or maybe they just have good genes and too much time on their hands."

"No, I'm serious." Maya pulled out her phone. "I'm gonna find out what's really going on. Consider it a social experiment."

The next week, Maya launched "Operation Perfect Hair," which mostly consisted of her casually lingering near the popular girls' bathroom conversations, pretending to be deeply interested in her locker combination, and once actually hiding behind a stack of library books to eavesdrop. She felt like a total spy, which was equal parts exhilarating and pathetic.

"You're literally being creepy," Jace told her when she detailed her latest reconnaissance mission. "This is some stalker behavior, Maya."

"It's not stalking if it's for science," she argued, though she did feel kind of weird about it.

The breakthrough came unexpectedly. Maya was in the gym locker room when she overheard Chloe, the queen of Northwood High, complaining to her friend. "I swear, these prenatal vitamins my mom made me take are making my hair grow way too fast. I have to get it trimmed every two weeks now."

Prenatal vitamins. For hair.

Maya couldn't decide whether to feel validated or horrified that the secret to social dominance was... pregnancy supplements. Later that night, she stood in the bathroom, staring at her reflection. Her hair wasn't perfect, but it was hers. She could buy some fancy shampoo, maybe even try the vitamin thing, but honestly? She kind of liked that she wasn't obsessing over what everyone else was doing.

"You know what," she told her reflection, "let's just see what happens."

The next day, she wore her hair in its natural state—frizzy and wild and completely uncooperative. Jace actually noticed.

"Your hair looks... different today," he said.

"Yeah, I decided to stop spying on people and start living my life," Maya said, and for the first time all year, she actually meant it.