Green Smoothie Disaster
The hat was everything. Without it, anyone could see the patchy disaster my cousin calls a "buzz cut." I pulled the brim lower and adjusted my mirror check for the third time.
"You ready or what?" Marcus yelled from downstairs. "Jessica's party started ten minutes ago."
My stomach did that thing where it feels like swallowed rocks. First real party. Upperclassmen. Jessica, who I'd been lowkey crushing since sophomore orientation when she helped me pick up my dropped folders in the hallway.
"Yeah, yeah," I called back, grabbing my spinach smoothie from the counter. Been drinking them for weeks because her Instagram story said she's into "sustainable living" or whatever. Figured I could casually mention it, flex that I care about the environment too. Looking back, I was down bad doing the most.
We got there and the backyard was already lit. String lights, music thumping, people around the pool. I posted up near the snack table, sipping my smoothie, trying to look chill but probably just looking like I was guarding the chips.
Then I saw her. Jessica. In this dress that was somehow both casual and stunning. She caught my eye across the pool and actually smiled.
My brain短回回短-circuited. I straightened my hat. Took a confident step forward—
And immediately tripped over this golden retriever that had appeared out of nowhere. My smoothie went airborne. Green splatter EVERYWHERE. All over the front of my white shirt. All over the dog's face.
The dog shook his head, spinach smoothie flying in a ten-foot radius.
People were staring. Someone laughed. I wanted to dissolve into the concrete.
But then Jessica was there, crouching next to the dog, somehow not caring about the green mess. "Oh my god, Buster! You escaped again!" She looked up at me, eyes bright with something that wasn't mockery. "Did my dog steal your moment?"
I froze. "Your—wait, this is your dog?"
"Yeah, sorry, he's an escape artist." She stood up, green smoothie somehow not on her dress, and extended a hand. "I'm Jessica, by the way. And you look like you just survived a battle."
"Leo," I managed, taking her hand. "And I think I lost."
She laughed—not fake laugh, but real laugh. The kind where your nose scrunches up a little. "Nah. Anyone who can handle getting attacked by a dog and a smoothie at the same time? That's character."
"Is that good or bad?"
"We'll see." She grinned. "You can help me wash Buster off. I'm guessing that was supposed to be healthy?"
"Spinach. For the environment."
"Perfect." She led me toward the hose by the side of the house. "Maybe tell me about your sustainable living journey while I clean my dog."
Marcus gave me a thumbs-up from across the yard.
Then the sky opened up.
Not rain—a full-on storm. Lightning cracked overhead, illuminating everything in this flash of white-purple brilliance. Everyone ran for the house, screaming and laughing.
Jessica grabbed my hand, pulling me toward the porch. "Come on!"
We huddled under the overhang, wet clothes and green smoothie residue and all. The dog shook himself off again, spraying both of us this time. We looked at each other—hat brim still hiding my shame, covered in vegetable sludge, watching the lightning turn the backyard into something magical.
"So," Jessica said, wiping green from her cheek. "Spinach smoothies, huh?"
"Don't judge me," I said. "I was trying to impress someone."
"Did it work?"
I looked at her, really looked at her, and something shifted. The hat didn't matter anymore.
"Actually," I said, "yeah. I think it did."
She smiled. And for the first time all night, I wasn't thinking about the hair under my hat.