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Green Hair Don't Care

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The cafeteria was a social pyramid, plain and simple. Seniors at the top, freshmen at the bottom, and me? I was somewhere in the middle, trying to go invisible.

That plan backfired when I decided to dye my hair electric green over the weekend.

"Whoa, Maya," Leo said, sliding onto the bench across from me. "Your hair... it's bold." He wasn't being mean, which was worse. Leo, the guy I'd been lowkey crushing on since September, was being NICE about my disaster.

I grabbed my tray, ready to bail, but then I saw it—bits of spinach stuck between my front teeth. The sandwich from lunch. The green hair was bad enough. Now I looked like I'd personally Photoshopped my teeth to match.

I froze. This was it. The moment Maya Chen's social life officially died.

"You got a little—" Leo gestured at his own teeth, dead serious.

Mortified, I scraped at my teeth with my fingernail. Leo started laughing, but not like mean laughter. Like, actually laughing.

"I was gonna let you find it," he said, "but that's too cruel even for me."

I finally got the spinach out. My face burned.

"You know," Leo said, still grinning, "my cousin did the same thing last year. She dyed her hair purple on a dare. Her mom literally cried."

"My mom hasn't even noticed," I admitted.

"Wait, really?" Leo's eyes widened. "That's kind of iconic."

We spent the rest of lunch talking. Not in that fake cafeteria way where you're constantly scanning the room for someone better to talk to. Actually talking.

Turns out Leo played soccer, hated AP Bio, and once ate an entire ghost pepper on a dare. I told him about my conspiracy theory that the cafeteria ladies spy on students through the security cameras.

"Dude," he said, "I've literally thought the same thing."

By the time the bell rang, I realized something: nobody was looking at my green hair except me. And if Leo thought it was bold instead of weird? Maybe bold wasn't so bad.

Maybe the social pyramid had room for a splash of color after all.