Goldfish in the Group Chat
Maya's iphone buzzed on her nightstand at 11:47 PM — way past her self-imposed social media curfew. She groaned, reaching for it anyway. The group chat "Spanish Survival Squad" was blowing up.
"Did LEO just send a voice message breaking up with his goldfish?" texted Sofia, followed by 😂😂😂.
Maya clicked the message. Sure enough, Leo's voice crackled through: "Bubbles, I'm sorry. I can't live a lie anymore. You deserve someone who actually remembers to feed you."
"Dude," Maya typed, thumbs flying. "That's not even a breakup. That's just pet negligence."
But something else caught her eye — a private DM from Sphinx, the anonymous account that'd been posting riddles about students all semester. Most people thought it was some bored genius senior messing with everyone. But tonight, the message read: "The papaya doesn't fall far from the tree. Courtside, tomorrow. 4 PM. Bring your racket."
Maya stared. Sphinx knew she played padel? That was creepy specific. Everyone at school knew she'd made regionals last year, but still.
The next day, Maya stood at the padel courts behind the rec center, heart pounding. A figure in a hoodie emerged from the equipment shed. The hood fell back.
"Sofia?!"
Her best friend shrugged, looking uncharacteristically nervous. "I needed help with something, and the riddles got people's attention. Plus, you're, like, the only person I trust with this."
"Trust with what?"
Sofia pulled a crumpled pamphlet from her pocket — an application for a creative writing program Maya had been dreaming about for months but hadn't told anyone. Not even Sofia.
"You've been watching me write during lunch since September," Sofia continued. "Your face lights up like — okay, this is gonna sound weird — like that papaya smoothie you're obsessed with. And I figured, if Sphinx challenged you publicly, you'd have to show up."
"You... created an entire anonymous persona just to get me to apply for something?" Maya asked, incredulous.
"Well, Leo's goldfish drama was real." Sofia grinnedaed. "But everything else? That was all for you."
Maya looked at the application, then at her friend. "You're the weirdest genius I've ever met."
"Is that a yes on the program?"
"That's a yes. But you're never calling yourself Sphinx again. That's so pretentious."
"Deal." Sofia pulled a racket from her bag. "Now, are you gonna crush me in padel or what?"
"Oh, you have NO idea." Maya stepped onto the court, smiling for the first time in weeks. Sometimes the riddles weren't riddles at all — sometimes they were just friends who knew you better than you knew yourself.