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Goldfish at the Pyramid

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Maya's phone buzzed on her nightstand at 2 AM. Another text from Jake: u coming to lukes party???

She stared at her ceiling, her pet goldfish Freud doing lazy laps in his bowl on the dresser. Freud had zero social anxiety. Freud didn't overthink whether the popular kids would actually talk to him or if he'd spend the whole night wedged into a corner pretending to check nonexistent notifications.

"I wish I could live in a bowl," she muttered. "At least the glass would be honest about being transparent."

Next day at lunch, the cafeteria social pyramid loomed obvious as ever. Seniors at the back tables, juniors in the middle, and everyone else scattered in concentric circles of diminishing cool. Maya claimed a spot near the vending machines with Riley, her best friend since sixth grade, who was currently busy dissecting why her crush hadn't liked her Instagram story.

"He's literally online, Maya. I can see the green dot. What does that even MEAN?" Riley groaned, putting her head in her hands.

Before Maya could respond, the PA system crackled. Attention students: homecoming mascot tryouts, 3:30 PM today, gymnasium. Don't miss your chance to BEAR PRIDE.

Maya's older brother Theo had been the mascot last year. He'd spent every football game sweating inside a massive polyester bear head, waving awkwardly at unimpressed crowds. "It's actually kind of liberating," he'd told her afterward. "Nobody knows who you are. You can be as weird as you want."

The idea lodged in Maya's brain like a stubborn earworm.

By 3:25, she was standing outside the gym wearing her brother's old lucky beanie, hands sweating. Riley had practically pushed her there. "Do it," she'd said. "It's senior year. When else are you gonna wear a giant bear costume and dance badly in public?"

The gym smelled like floor wax and old rubber. Three other kids were already stretching — including Marcus, the quiet junior who sat behind her in AP Bio. He gave her a small wave from inside what looked like the top half of a fuzzy brown costume.

"First time?" his voice came out muffled.

"Is it that obvious?" Maya adjusted her hat nervously.

"Mine too," Marcus said. "Figured if I'm gonna be awkward at school events, might as well lean into it."

Something about his total lack of pretense made Maya's shoulders drop two inches.

The tryout was chaos in the best way. They had to improvise a crowd hype routine to a millennial pop song the volleyball team had requested. Marcus did this bizarre little shuffle that Maya found herself copying. They ended up fake-fistbumping with their giant furry paws, both completely out of sync but laughing through the polyester.

Coach Miller nodded approvingly. "You two have chemistry. You're alternating games."

Walking to her car afterward, Maya's phone buzzed again. Jake: party still on. u should come.

She typed back: maybe later. got mascot practice.

His reply came fast: wait ur the BEAR?? that's honestly kind of iconic.

Maya smiled, pulling off the beanie and letting her messy hair catch the afternoon sun. Maybe the social pyramid wasn't so rigid after all. Maybe you could float to the top of your own bowl in your own weird way.

"Hey," Marcus called from the parking lot. "My dog's having a birthday party on Saturday. His name is Nugget. Want to come? It's going to be extremely not-cool."

"Absolutely," Maya called back. "I'll bring the snacks."