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Friday Night Intelligence

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Marcus pulled his baseball cap lower, the brim creating a shadow that felt like armor against the fluorescent lights of the cafeteria. This wasn't just any hat—it was his uniform, his cloak of invisibility in a world where everyone seemed to be watching, judging, waiting for you to slip up and become tomorrow's lunch table lore.

"You're doing it again," Kayla whispered, sliding onto the bench across from him. "The whole brooding mysterious vibe. It's giving... trying too hard."

Marcus smirked despite himself. Kayla was the only person who could call him out without making him want to evaporate into thin air. "I'm not brooding. I'm observing. There's a difference."

"You're literally spying on Sydney's table like your life depends on it." Kayla raised an eyebrow. "Just talk to her already."

"I can't just talk to her. That's insane." Marcus gestured vaguely. "What would I even say? 'Hey Sydney, nice weather we're having, also I've had a crush on you since September and I memorized your coffee order'?"

"That's exactly what you'd say, except without the second part, you weirdo." Kayla shook her head. "You know what you need? You need to get out of your head. Come over later. We're doing movie night with chaotic energy."

Marcus hesitated. His house was the safe zone—no social performance, no surveillance, just him, his German Shepherd Tank who greeted everyone like they'd been gone for years, and Luna, his sister's cat who made no secret of her contempt for everyone except Marcus (because he was the one who remembered to feed her the good treats).

"Fine. But if Tank tries to sit on me again, I'm leaving."

"Tank weighs eighty pounds, Marcus. He's not a lap dog."

"Tell him that!" Marcus laughed. "Anyway. What's the movie?"

Kayla's eyes lit up with that particular gleam that meant trouble. "I was thinking we could watch something... spy-themed. Training Day vibes. Operation: Talk to Sydney Like a Normal Person."

Marcus groaned. "You're never going to let that go, are you?"

"Never." Kayla grinned. "But seriously—what's the worst that could happen? She says no? You survive. Life continues. The sun still rises. Tank still tries to be a lap dog."

Marcus adjusted his hat, feeling suddenly lighter. She wasn't wrong. The cafeteria lights didn't feel quite so harsh anymore.

"Fine," he said. "But I'm picking the movie."

"Deal. And Marcus?" Kayla stood up, heading toward Sydney's table with a confidence Marcus could only dream of. "Lose the hat. Let people see you."

Marcus watched her go, fingers already reaching for the brim. Then he stopped. Maybe she was right. Maybe it was time to stop hiding.

Tomorrow, he decided. Tomorrow he'd talk to Sydney. But today—today he still needed his armor.