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Foxes Don't Take Vitamins

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Maya's mom had turned their kitchen into a vitamin laboratory. "Take this one for focus," she'd say, pressing orange tablets into Maya's palm before first period. "And this one for stress." Because obviously, the solution to sophomore year existential dread was something that came in a bottle labeled "Mega Boost Teen Formula."

The real stress wasn't chemistry quizzes or the fact that her crush Lucas had started dating Senior Sarah. It was Fox. Foxy Melissa, as everyone called her behind her back, had decided Maya was her new project — whether Maya wanted it or not.

"You need to let me fix those eyebrows," Fox announced at lunch, sliding into the seat across from Maya. "Your look is very... intentional vintage."

Maya's vintage look was called "I forgot to pluck them for three weeks."

Then there was the cat situation. A stray — Maya had named him Sandwich because he'd shown up eating her literal sandwich in the backyard — had started waiting for her every morning. Her mom claimed cats carried "all kinds of bacteria" and threatened to call animal control.

"He's fine," Maya insisted, feeding Sandwich pieces of her turkey sandwich while Fox watched from her driveway, looking like she was witnessing a crime scene.

"You're talking to a cat?" Fox asked, judgment radiating off her perfectly curled hair.

"He's a good listener."

"He licked his butt five seconds ago."

Touché.

The turning point came when Maya, running late for school, grabbed the wrong vitamin bottle from her mom's collection. Instead of her usual supplements, she'd taken her mom's new "Energy Matrix" formula. By third period, her hands were shaking so badly she could barely hold her pen.

Fox found her in the bathroom, hyperventilating.

"Did you take something?" Fox asked, not unkindly.

"My mom's energy vitamins," Maya managed. "I think I'm having a heart attack."

"Dude, those are basically caffeine concentrate. My brother takes them before gaming tournaments."

Fox sat with her on the cold tile floor, weirdly patient, while Maya's heart rate returned to normal. They talked about Fox's gaming brother (who was actually pretty cool), and Maya admitted she was terrified of flunking algebra. Fox confessed she was stressed about college applications and that her perfect curls took forty minutes.

"You know," Fox said, "Sandwich likes you. That cat hisses at everyone else."

Maya smiled. "He has standards."

By the end of the week, Fox had stopped offering makeovers and started inviting Maya to sit with her friends. Sandwich the cat continued appearing every morning, purring loudly while Maya waited for the bus. And Maya's mom? She'd stopped pushing the vitamins and started asking about Sandwich, secretly leaving cat food on the back porch.

Sometimes the unexpected connections — the scary girl, the stray cat, the accidental overdose — were exactly what you needed to stop feeling invisible. Even if they did come with side effects like caffeine jitters and cat hair on everything.