Cable Kings and Pyramid Schemes
My first week on stage crew felt like walking into a social hierarchy I couldn't decode. The seniors moved with this easy confidence, while I stood there holding a heavy coiled cable like it was an alien artifact.
"You're gonna want to distribute those evenly," Marcus said, nodding at the massive tangled mess of cables behind the stage. "Unless you want the sound engineer to murder you."
I nodded, trying to look like I knew what I was doing. The theater program at Northwood High operated like a pyramid scheme of knowledge — the techies at the top knew everything, and us freshmen were just trying not to electrocute ourselves.
That's when I saw it. An orange extension cord, snaking through the darkness like a warning sign. Against the sea of black cables, it stuck out like a sore thumb. Someone had clearly grabbed the wrong spool.
"Hey, who brought the orange cord?" I called out, maybe a little too loudly. Half the crew turned to look at me.
Chloe, the senior stage manager, smirked. "Fresh blood. You fix it, fox."
Fox. That was the nickname I'd been trying to shake since middle school, back when some kid decided my red hair made me a walking animal joke. But somehow, hearing Chloe use it didn't feel like an insult. It felt like... acceptance?
"On it," I said, already moving toward the cable.
The next three hours disappeared in a blur of cable management, tape guns, and figuring out which mics went to which channels. My hands stopped shaking after the first hour. By the time we finished setting up for the fall showcase, I'd learned more from Marcus and Chloe in one night than I had from reading the tech manual all summer.
"Not bad, fox," Chloe said as we were wrapping up. "You might actually survive this crew."
I looked around at the stage we'd built together, the cables neatly taped down, the lights perfectly focused. Maybe the pyramid wasn't so impenetrable after all. Maybe I wasn't just some awkward freshman with orange safety vest hair.
I was part of the crew now. And that felt pretty damn good.