Bear to Win
The campaign hat sat on my desk like a judgment. Dad's old fedora, complete with a sweat stain inside the band from his own student council run back in the Mesozoic Era. He'd sworn it was lucky, but honestly, it smelled like desperation and cedar closet.
"You got this, Maya," said Jordan, scrolling through TikTok from my bed. "Literally no one even cares about student council anyway."
"Spoken like someone who's never been perpetually ranked 'Most Likely to Become a Librarian' since seventh grade," I muttered, yanking the hat onto my head. It flopped over my left ear. Perfect. The vibe was 'deranged ventriloquist dummy' rather than 'future student body president.' But whatever.
The real problem wasn't the hat. It was Tyler.
Tyler, whose Instagram followers tripled after that party I wasn't invited to. Tyler, who'd somehow managed to turn "I don't know, lol" into a personality trait that everyone found charming instead of annoying. Tyler, who was running against me and had already promised to install vending machines in every classroom.
(Not even a lie. That was his platform. And people were EATING IT UP.)
At lunch, I found a flyer taped to my locker: VOTE FOR TYLER — HE'S ACTUALLY CHILL. The lowercase aesthetic was calculated. The font choice was intentional. Tyler understood things I didn't.
"Maya!" Jordan grabbed my arm in the hallway. "Tyler's doing a TikTok live during third period. He's literally promising to get those massage chairs in the library."
"WE DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR MASSAGE CHAIRS."
"That's not the point! The point is, he's giving the people what they want. What are you giving them, exactly?"
I looked at Jordan. I looked at my dad's stupid, lucky hat. And I realized I had to do something drastic. Something bold. Something that would prove I wasn't just "Running on Empty Maya" anymore.
But I couldn't think of anything. So I just did what I do best: I panicked.
"I'm bringing in a BEAR," I announced. "A literal bear. For the nature courtyard."
Jordan stared at me.
"What"
"A BEAR. You know. Wildlife. Education. We'll call him... Barnaby. He'll be the school mascot. Students can visit him during lunch. It's educational AND chill."
The lie escaped my lips before I could stop it. But something weird happened — Jordan's eyes lit up.
"That's actually kinda iconic."
"Right? Like, environmental consciousness AND a vibe."
"You're lowkey a genius."
By fifth period, rumors were flying. Maya was bringing a bear. Maya had connections to a wildlife sanctuary. Maya was secretly Canadian. The backstory wrote itself. I watched, horrified and mesmerized, as my absolute lie transformed into my greatest political asset.
Tyler's massage chairs seemed childish in comparison. A LIVE BEAR? That was next level.
Obviously, I couldn't actually deliver Barnaby. But as I stood on the stage during the assembly, watching students hold up BEAR-themed signs they'd somehow made in under two hours, I realized something important: People didn't want the truth. They wanted to be entertained. They wanted to feel like they were part of something bigger than vending machines and study hall schedules.
I didn't win. Obviously.
But somehow, the legend of Barnaby Bear outlasted Tyler's massage chair presidency. For the rest of high school, people would whisper: "Remember that girl who almost brought a bear?" as if I'd been a myth. A legend. A story.
And sometimes, when I was feeling brave, I'd wear the fedora. Just to remind myself that once, I ran for something I believed in — even if it was entirely made up.